Extraterrestrials' combat simulator becomes humans' speedrunning challenge

Hey guys, I just heard about this crazy thing! Apparently, there’s this super advanced digital game that aliens use to prep for battles and stuff. It’s so complex that it takes them months to finish. But get this – humans somehow got their hands on it and now they’re speedrunning through it like it’s nothing! Can you imagine the aliens’ faces when they find out? :joy:

What do you think would happen if the aliens realized humans were beating their training sim in record time? Would they freak out or be impressed? And how do you think this might change their view of us? I’m really curious to hear your thoughts on this!

Typical humans, always finding shortcuts. Maybe the aliens will recruit us as military strategists now. Or they’ll just ragequit and find a new planet to play with.

That’s wild! I bet the aliens would be seriously impressed. Maybe they’d realize we’re not just some primitive species after all. Could lead to some interesting interactions if they decide to make contact. Wonder what other alien tech we could master if given the chance.

Sounds like a classic case of humans finding exploits in game mechanics. We’re pretty good at breaking games in ways the devs never intended. The aliens might need to patch their sim if they want it to stay challenging for us!

Imagine if the aliens start watching Twitch streams of humans speedrunning their sim.

They’d probably be scratching their heads wondering how we figured it out so fast.

Maybe they’d realize we’re not just primitive apes after all.

Man, that’s some classic human ingenuity right there. We’ve been breaking games since Pac-Man. Bet those aliens never saw it coming. Wouldn’t surprise me if they end up hiring some of our top speedrunners to help improve their sim. Could be the start of a beautiful intergalactic friendship… or war. Either way, it’d make for an awesome game plot.