I’m working on a creative writing project where I want to add funny fake warning labels for characters who are actually totally wholesome and innocent. The idea is to make it sound dramatic when really nothing bad happens to them at all.
Here are some examples I came up with:
Samuel: “Warning! My sensors are going crazy! This character is absolutely adorable and his heart is completely pure. If anything bad happens to him you’ll feel terrible about it. Can you handle that responsibility?”
Marcus: “Alert! My detectors are overheating! It looks like Jake, Luna, Marcus, and Casey were all getting along perfectly fine… Until Marcus decided to try some cheesy jokes to lighten the mood. Are you ready for that level of cringe?”
Does anyone have ideas for more silly warnings like this? I want them to sound serious but be about completely harmless situations.